People online are talking about things we all do in secret . . . pretending that no one else does it . . . but in reality, we aren't fooling anyone, because we ALL do it. Here are some of the most-relatable highlights:
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1. "Passing gas in public."
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2. "When you go into an aisle at a store and you see someone in front of the object you're looking for . . . but you pretend you're getting something else, all while hovering near them, waiting for them to leave that area so you can get it."
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3. "Making snap judgements about people based on their appearance."
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4. "Opening a card and pretending NOT to see cash fall out while reading the card."
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5. "Looking up words that people use because we don't know what they mean . . . even though we pretend to understand when they are talking."
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6. "Telling small lies . .
7. "Reading messages from the notification bar, then pretending you didn't see the message until much later." Or "Watching the call come through and then later saying, 'Sorry I missed your call.'"
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8. "Panic cleaning before guests come over, then apologizing for the mess."
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9. "Smelling our own body odor."
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10. "Having a full conversation with your pet."
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And this one, which may be the best:Â "Saving dead batteries, pretending we will dispose of them properly and then getting to the point where it's out of control and we hide them in the trash can."
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(Reddit)