Here's my list I made back in 2019 when I was single of the 20 reasons why a burrito is better than a boyfriend:
- A burritoâs always warm
- A burrito doesnât have children with other burritos I donât know about
- I know where the burrito was last night
- A burrito doesnât leave a mess all over my bed
- A burritoâs not living at home with mom burrito
- I know that a burrito isnât sliding into other burritos DMs
- A burrito canât ruin my credit
- You donât have to tell a burrito to go wash first
- A burrito ALWAYS pleases me
- When Iâm done with a burrito, I donât have to worry about him calling me
- A burrito doesnât get mad if I try other burritos
- I always know how much a burritoâs going to cost me
- A burrito doesnât ask me if itâs better than other burritos
- A burrito doesnât steal my Netflix password
- A burrito is nice to my cat
- I donât have to buy a burrito a present on its birthday
- Iâm not embarrassed if a burrito sees a naked picture of another burrito on my phone
- A burrito doesnât ask if heâs the biggest burrito Iâve ever had
- A burrito never gave me no disease
- I expect a burrito to make a mess on my face